Lin Hai used to be an ordinary college student, until he was added into a WeChat group where immortals made deals. From then on, his life has totally changed. The Queen Mother ran out of her facial masks? Ten peaches of immortality in exchange, no bargain. Daode Tianzun wanted some cigarettes? Ten Elixir Pills, no credit. The Red Boy craved for a bottle of Wahaha, a Chinese drink? Come on, give me your Samadhi Fire! Chang’e would like to wear sexy lingerie? Oh my, it’s a tricky case. I need to take her measurement in person. Yama wanted to buy a new sports car? Wait, was I associated with the underworld now? Well, bring me the Book of Life and Death, and check my name off...