No rootless grass can benefit from the broad rain; No misguided can cross over with the broad Buddha Dharma. Gu Qing, a Longyang (gay stories) painter, runs into Childe Feng, the money-mad Spirit Ferryman and Master Yaozangzhu, a grumpy Torch-Dragon fanatical about comic books. This is the story of a scholar aligning with a Daoist priest and a dragon in guarding one pagoda.